random quotes that i laughed too hard for too long at

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Hurp de freaking durpy dupen doodly hurpen do, people, my god.
- AchromaticMagus' response to Crackdown 2 Is Kind Of A Sausage Party at Kotaku

STATUS OF THE KRAKEN AT ROUGHLY THREE-FOURTHS OF THE WAY INTO THE FILM
Then: Released.
Now: Released.
Advantage: Draw
- Dave Itzkoof's Clash of ‘Clash of the Titans’: When Titans Clash at the NYT