Fannish 5

fannish5: Five resolutions a favorite character (or characters) would make for the new year.

Motomiya Daisuke
1) LESS SCHOOL MORE SOCCER!
2) Get Ken to grow out his hair long enough to put it in a ponytail so he can be a pirate for Halloween
3) Learn to play a wailing guitar solo and then interrupt one of Yamato's concerts with it and totally rock.
4) Go back to New York to see Willis and be all like, hey Willis check out this wailing guitar solo WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAHWAHWAH and get Ken to come along and show him all the cool shit in Manhattan like all that bar that Willis was talking about.
5) Spend all time in math class drawing because I am an artist.

Ichijouji Ken
1) Increase studying by at least 20 minutes a night, Monday through Saturday.
2) Maintain current physique for kendo.
3) Complete practice university applications and have them reviewed at cram school.
4) Find something that I want to do as a career. I want, not what my parents believe what Osamu wanted.
5) Increase time spent with Daisuke to all of Sunday. Every Sunday.

Yuffie Kisaragi
1) I don't need resolutions - I'm kick ass enough already
2) Seriously, any more kick ass and the world might not be able to handle it. Yeah, you know it.
3) And then there's be some crazy monster that pops out of the Life Stream because it needs to stop my awesome power and I have to destroy it and I do, but with a single tear of regret because it's not its fault that I'm so amazing.
4) Steal more stuff I guess. That's a given since I'm the ninja-est ninja ever to ninja in this universe.
5) Including all of Vincent's clothes. Hehe.

Ben Wade
1) Steal
2) Kill
3) Seduce
4) Quote the Bible
5) Repeat ad nauseum

Coraline Jones
1) Figure out how to pick the lock on that old photo album in Wybie's attic
2) Kiss Wybie Finish our movie Attack of the Killer Banana Slugs
3) Build a bike better than Wybie's
4) Learn how to cook so Dad'll stop destroying the kitchen
5) Learn how to cook a really good pizza and eat it with Wybie while watching Attack of the Killer Banana Slugs win all the Oscars

past a bunch of mimes

Ok, this is the greatest skit and song ever, even without the awesome that is Paul McCartney.

And on a related note, I have successfully converted Pete, who now is rapture of Paul McCartney's sex appeal. Oh you foxy grandpa you. It makes me so happy that Paul's still a goofball.