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Yuffie hates hates hates trying to say something serious to Vincent, because half the time she ends up laughing hysterically/giggling nervously and that ruins everything and the other half she just stands there like a stupid wooden doll with her mouth open and a tendril of drool stretching down. Even when she reherses the whole thing in advance, giving little performances to her cats, monster corpses, and Cid, it all goes to waste when she's face-to-face and his eyes are narrow and indecently beautiful and what is it now, Yuffie and the great ninja instead tells him a joke that he doesn't think is funny and then does two back-flips away into the night and being eightteen sucks.