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Auron didn't know who had suggested it and he was baffled as to why he had ever agreed with it, but he now knew with an unrelentingly certainty that giving the first watch to Rikku and Tidus was the absolutely worst idea ever to have the misfortune of being thought.

First they had squabbled over who had the right to sit on the log which had led to a clumsy wrestling match. After exchanging loudly whispered insults, they decided to solve their dilemma by hosting a drinking contest. Between the two of them not only had Lulu's supply of medical alcohol been completely demolished, but the ceremonial bottle of spirits presented to Yuna from a grateful village and Wakka "secret" stash of Besaid wine had all been emptied. Tidus' stupid grin had been wiped off his face when he threw up the contents of his stomach (Auron allowed himself a snort of laughter at that) and after a bucket of water was dumped on him by a helpful Rikku, he had no choice but to relinquish the throne.

After that, Auron had blissfully and ignorantly believed that they'd finally shut up and he'd finally get a precious few hours of sleep. They stayed silent for a good ten minutes before they were gabbing again, chattering away about some more trivialities.

"Okay, here's your question. Let's say that Sin killed everyone but you and one other person. Oh, and he's of the opposite sex. Who would you pick to repopulate the world?"

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