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Strange things are afoot, said the wind to any open ears. Beware and watch with suspicious eyes.

fantasy

It wasn't so much that the dragon was gigantic, spouting flames, and had teeth as long as daggers that concerned Lady Knight Edolphia, but that it was capable of speech. And that that speech was in words that she could understand. And that those words that she could understand were part of a cheesy joke.

"So an orange spotted toad and a Fizburther's dove walk into a tavern..."

To her benefit, Lady Knight Edolphia did not turn 'round and run as fast as her silver plate covered legs could carry her as soon as she saw the beast. She waited until after the punchline to do that.