FFVII - All Work, Makes Yuffie (#31 - Job Perks, ffvii_100)

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Title: All Work and No Play
Characters/Pairings: Yuffie
Team: Avalanche
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII: Original Game
Author's Notes: Part one!

Selling items was dopey and dull, especially when the beach was just footsteps away and she had hilarious bathing suit and matching ridiculous hat that she needed to show everyone. Yuffie had gotten the job of manning the little store from an incredibly short-sighted beach bum of an owner. Cloud wandered over for a bit, and Aeris and Red kept her company until she started flicking corks from potion bottles at them.

There was a book she was supposed to log sales into. And there was a goofy calculator-thinger on which she wrote 58008* and then laughed insanely.


Title: Makes Yuffie a Dull Ninja
Characters/Pairings: Yuffie
Team: Avalanche
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII: Original Game
Author's Notes: And part two!

Selling items was so totally dopey and so dull that her brain was threatening to explode. Yuffie drooped over the counter and sighed. The ocean waves were mocking her every time they crashed against the shore. Why did she even take the stupid job in the first place?

But being a salesgirl did have its perks. And not just writing rude things on the calculator, either: After a hard day's work, Yuffie got her very own paycheck. And then she stole every freaking thing, including the damn calculator.

Yuffie's primary job was being a ninja, after all.



*If you enter that on a calculator and turn it upside down, it spells BOOBS. XD