i just can't make myself write a sex scene

[jaebility]

Ganondorf's shadow blocks the sun completely and for a moment I can appreciate the symbolic nature of his movement. But then he steps aside and I stop thinking philosophically and return to reality. There is no deep meaning, no subplot, no secret hidden within him. He is Ganondorf, Dark Lord of Hyrule, and I am Malon, farmgirl of Lon Lon Ranch. We are as we appear. Our story is simple.