jaebility | My ultimate OTPs!

Why so many animals in these pairs, I wonder?

Spyro

secretly desires

ABear

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Meatwad

smurfs

LucyVanPelt

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

LizzieBorden

writes sonnets to

ADuck

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

DJTanner

writes fic about

MaryPoppins

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

D'Artagnan

Smurfette

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Steve

yearns for

AtticusFinch

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Porthos

smooches

MaryIngalls

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

TheFonz

is sittin' on Capitol Hill with

DickCheney

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

I may write Mary Ingalls and Porthos, but only if I'm drunk. I am, however, planning on writing John Mayer and Solid Snake just because they're both smoking hot and need some loving.